Tuesday, May 24, 2016

NU-DOOM MURDERHEADS

i really like the way DooM looks when i type it like that, so for the purposes of talking about new id software/zenimax/Bethesda game DooM i am going to type it like that. i feel like DOOM fits the feel of the original two games much more and doom 3 doesn't exist in a modern enough context in terms of relevancy to even be capitalized properly.

the point here: i played the new DooM. i thoroughly enjoyed it! two idiot gamerheads (black hair mand and purple prose man called the game 'playable sugar' and numerous forum goers at select button dot net have claimed pretty much the same (one even got banned for it!)

playable sugar! yes! i have a sweet tooth for this kind of thing. some people have called it Dumb Fun but they are the most wrong out of all of us. they are the kind of people that like Hollywood Horror Movies because regular horror movies gross them out too much/make them uncomfortable.

DooM is the smartest fun. DooM is action shoot game Metal Gear Solid 2. DooM is a game where the plot is nonsense but the story is structured around DooM being a franchise that exists in hearts and minds everywhere.

plainly, DooM is about DOOM. outlining the ways i think this is true will require me to spend even more time with it but i got some ideas

go play it while i think about it

Sunday, May 1, 2016

a new post


Haha whoah it’s been a few months since I updated. Could you guys even remember what all has happened since I was regularly posting lmao here’s a rundown for you if you’ve been living underneath a snorlax (heh, a little referential humor for you.)

 

·         MGSV released and I played it and spent like a hundred hours dicking around at the start.

·         Hollywood proved it is bad, and then proved it is bad again (link scarjo story here)

·         The latest Tom Clancy game continues a long line of pro-fascist narratives

·         Marvel Rebooted its creative universe

·         So did DC

·         Image released a bunch of comics I was really excited about (like Birthright) that I completely forgot about

·         I started playing one of the best tabletop card games I ever tried, Champions of the Galaxy

·         Street Fighter V was released. Last time I was posting there was not Street Fighter V, and now there is.

·         Hyper Light Drifter finally came out and the OST and basically the whole dang thing is particularly sublime.

actually after that last one (because this could have been a particularly lot of bullet points) the beginning of this year has been kind of amazing for independent games. Superhot and Welcome to the Gungeon and Hyper Light Drifter and Elliots Quest and Galak-Z were all so good and so different from Colorful Indie Platformers that I feel happy heaping praise upon them. True indie games have also been making waves too and the beginning of this year was just kind of super amazing for all of the vidcons that have been coming out lately. And so many comics ughh whoah holy shit it makes me actually want to take part in my hobbies in a meaningful way

 

for the most part im pretty sure (90%) that most of my readership has bled away from the site so if youre swinging by to read this well BLESS because theres probably going to be a dearth of more content (yeah gotta get that Sweet Content) coming here soon since ive started feeling better about being a person and a writer in general haha ha hAH AH AH ah

ive always wanted to walk the line between whatever/however I think about things and it feeling like im telling you (the Reader) directly about them because I hate writing that comes off as overly formal, but yes I see the point to all this academia and stuff its just Not For My Blog.

 

play a videogame today friends, ill be back right around the corner eternally behind you in the mirror